9th June 2010: Anniversary News!
The Holy George Executive are proud to announce that it is now one whole year since we posted our first news update and, furthermore, we are also proud to announce that one year on from that historic date we have absolutely no other new news to report!
Well, that's not entirely true, as such. It would be truer to say that we are in fact actually in the process of recording an exciting new ditty entitled THMLFB.
But we're negative bastards and suspect that nobody is interested anyway so, on the off chance that you are interested, just humour us and pretend that we didn't mention that last bit.
Good. That's alright then.
:-)
Well, that's not entirely true, as such. It would be truer to say that we are in fact actually in the process of recording an exciting new ditty entitled THMLFB.
But we're negative bastards and suspect that nobody is interested anyway so, on the off chance that you are interested, just humour us and pretend that we didn't mention that last bit.
Good. That's alright then.
:-)
20th May 2010: Amazing News About News!
The Holy George Executive would like to make the following announcement. It has been said that no news is good news but, actually, we refute that and, in fact, insist that no news is indeed no news and, therefore, we would like to take this moment to inform you all (you know who you are) that today we have no good news and thus we have absolutely no news whatsoever. We trust that clarifies the matter sufficiently.
14th April 2010: Stupendous New News!
Yes! We have stupendous new news!!! The Holy George Executive are pleased and proud to announce and present:
LADIES IN PANTS!!!
Yes, the Holy George Executive are trembling with unsuppressed and uncontainable excitement as we reveal the news that one of our hottest hot hits has been chosen very specifically from a very competitive and very short, short list to enhance an excitingly exciting new and so incredibly major you wouldn’t believe it even if we told you (which we are so ignore that last bit and believe us!) nationwide advertising campaign for a stylish new product currently hitting the streets of the nation (on account of it being a nationwide advertising campaign sort of thing).
Yes indeed! Is that Stupendous or what?!!
But what of the LADIES IN PANTS you ask?! And we reply: because one of our hottest hot hits which has been chosen very specifically from a very competitive short, short list (just in case we didn’t mention it!) will now be providing musical accompaniment to LADIES IN PANTS!!! (And also a bloke in shorts, vest and trainers but we’re not interested in him!)
To find out more, or, more to the point, to see LADIES IN PANTS, all you have to do is follow the following link that is following the flow at just about any pixel now. And yes, here it is: This way to the LADIES IN PANTS!
The same LADIES IN PANTS can also be found at this location: The same LADIES IN PANTS!
Wait a minute, you say? What IS the product? Oh… right… yes… the product. Well, the product is some spiffingly stylish wrist thingy which enables you to bungy jump and ride camels and jump through hoops of fire or something like that whilst still maintaining a secure grip on your wallet-related stuff wearing only your pants! Thus, you too can become LADIES IN PANTS!!! (Well, unless you’re not a lady of course in which case we’re not that interested).
K-Kuff is the name of the game and just clicking here will take you to the home of K-Kuff.
At this point...
The Holy George Executive would like to point out at this stage that any allegations of compromising, prostituting or selling out our art from are heinous and without foundation. In response, we would like to say that the product which we have agreed to promote meets with the high eco standards that the Holy George Executive always seek to promote and adhere to and that if such were not the case then obviously we would not be putting our very sincere
endorsement to the product in question, and that we were in no way swayed by LADIES IN PANTS!!!
Oh, hang on, apparently we were…
Hurrah! Hurrah!! Hurrah for LADIES IN PANTS!
(And Holy George, obviously)
LADIES IN PANTS!!!
Yes, the Holy George Executive are trembling with unsuppressed and uncontainable excitement as we reveal the news that one of our hottest hot hits has been chosen very specifically from a very competitive and very short, short list to enhance an excitingly exciting new and so incredibly major you wouldn’t believe it even if we told you (which we are so ignore that last bit and believe us!) nationwide advertising campaign for a stylish new product currently hitting the streets of the nation (on account of it being a nationwide advertising campaign sort of thing).
Yes indeed! Is that Stupendous or what?!!
But what of the LADIES IN PANTS you ask?! And we reply: because one of our hottest hot hits which has been chosen very specifically from a very competitive short, short list (just in case we didn’t mention it!) will now be providing musical accompaniment to LADIES IN PANTS!!! (And also a bloke in shorts, vest and trainers but we’re not interested in him!)
To find out more, or, more to the point, to see LADIES IN PANTS, all you have to do is follow the following link that is following the flow at just about any pixel now. And yes, here it is: This way to the LADIES IN PANTS!
The same LADIES IN PANTS can also be found at this location: The same LADIES IN PANTS!
Wait a minute, you say? What IS the product? Oh… right… yes… the product. Well, the product is some spiffingly stylish wrist thingy which enables you to bungy jump and ride camels and jump through hoops of fire or something like that whilst still maintaining a secure grip on your wallet-related stuff wearing only your pants! Thus, you too can become LADIES IN PANTS!!! (Well, unless you’re not a lady of course in which case we’re not that interested).
K-Kuff is the name of the game and just clicking here will take you to the home of K-Kuff.
At this point...
The Holy George Executive would like to point out at this stage that any allegations of compromising, prostituting or selling out our art from are heinous and without foundation. In response, we would like to say that the product which we have agreed to promote meets with the high eco standards that the Holy George Executive always seek to promote and adhere to and that if such were not the case then obviously we would not be putting our very sincere
endorsement to the product in question, and that we were in no way swayed by LADIES IN PANTS!!!
Oh, hang on, apparently we were…
Hurrah! Hurrah!! Hurrah for LADIES IN PANTS!
(And Holy George, obviously)
9th April 2012:
TIMBER launched in a blaze of no publicity. Nevertheless, two people notice it without provocation. Hurrah! Hurrah for two people noticing without provocation! Hurrah!
31st March 2010
In the absence of new news, we opted for a new look instead. Although this could of course easily be construed as new news, we didn't want to take the risk of being sued under the "Misleading New News' laws (Act of Parliament, 1824) and so we decided to play it safe and not call it new news. Or any news.
Even if it is.
Even if it is.
24th February 2010: News Extra!
As cited on the 24th February, and for those of you who are vaguely interested, here is the new news. Well, we say new news. It's actually more like new news of old news. Anyway, essentially, we here at Holy George Central (altitude 337ft) have uploaded some of the very same material you may not have yet viewed here for whatever reason, to yet ANOTHER place for viewing. Yes, you can now view the VERY SAME videos that none of you have bothered to view from HERE at You Tube at our brand new unvisited and unwatched You Tube Holy George Channel :-)
Actually, when we say the very same videos, although they are the very same videos, they are not entirely the same. So it's probably worth taking a moment or two to view them.
Or not.
I mean, there's no law that says that you have to. We have, obviously. And nobody forced us to. And in much the same way, nobody can force you to. And that's okay. But we won't take it personally. Not us. It's not like we're going to need trauma counselling or anything like that. No, not us. We're secure in our own identities. It’s not as if we have any major personality instabilities. In fact, we have no major character defects at all. And we certainly don’t have any that would be exacerbated or even reinforced in a “we knew it!!” kind of way by the overwhelming feeling that nobody cares. No, not us. No. Not at all. The only reason we ever go to see our psychiatrist is because he has a lovely carpet.
So, that's the news then, we like our psychiatrist's carpet.
:-)
Actually, when we say the very same videos, although they are the very same videos, they are not entirely the same. So it's probably worth taking a moment or two to view them.
Or not.
I mean, there's no law that says that you have to. We have, obviously. And nobody forced us to. And in much the same way, nobody can force you to. And that's okay. But we won't take it personally. Not us. It's not like we're going to need trauma counselling or anything like that. No, not us. We're secure in our own identities. It’s not as if we have any major personality instabilities. In fact, we have no major character defects at all. And we certainly don’t have any that would be exacerbated or even reinforced in a “we knew it!!” kind of way by the overwhelming feeling that nobody cares. No, not us. No. Not at all. The only reason we ever go to see our psychiatrist is because he has a lovely carpet.
So, that's the news then, we like our psychiatrist's carpet.
:-)
24th February 2010
To satisfy an urge that we should inform you of some new news, here is some news that we can reliably inform you about, and that is that, as of today, 24th February 2010, there WILL soon be some new news ... SOON :-)
[Simonitov Zebedee says: Steve is, as we speak/as you read, busy proof-reading this You see, he THINKS that people WILL some day read this. He THINKS that people truly give a damn. He is an optimist. That defies his capricorn character. He is very mistaken, bless. I, on the other hand, am a TRUE capricorn. I KNOW that no one
gives a damn.].
[Steve replies: Actually, I sincerely refute Simonitov's inference that I am in any way of a positive and hopeful disposition. Lies, lies and more lies!!!!! I am in fact almost as miserable as he is and have almost as many issues. I demand an apology forthwith.]
[Simonitov Zebedee replies: No f*** off or I'll split the band and go and play guitar for Peters and Lee.]
[Steve replies: Oh yes, that's right, every time - the same tired old Peters and Lee ultimatum. Well, let me tell you this, it doesn't matter what you say in this news section because I'll be the only person to read it. Not the most demonstrative ultimatum the world will ever see, eh? Stick that on your petard!!]
[Simonitov Zebedee replies: OK]
So, remember, fans, new news soon :-)
[Simonitov Zebedee says: Steve is, as we speak/as you read, busy proof-reading this You see, he THINKS that people WILL some day read this. He THINKS that people truly give a damn. He is an optimist. That defies his capricorn character. He is very mistaken, bless. I, on the other hand, am a TRUE capricorn. I KNOW that no one
gives a damn.].
[Steve replies: Actually, I sincerely refute Simonitov's inference that I am in any way of a positive and hopeful disposition. Lies, lies and more lies!!!!! I am in fact almost as miserable as he is and have almost as many issues. I demand an apology forthwith.]
[Simonitov Zebedee replies: No f*** off or I'll split the band and go and play guitar for Peters and Lee.]
[Steve replies: Oh yes, that's right, every time - the same tired old Peters and Lee ultimatum. Well, let me tell you this, it doesn't matter what you say in this news section because I'll be the only person to read it. Not the most demonstrative ultimatum the world will ever see, eh? Stick that on your petard!!]
[Simonitov Zebedee replies: OK]
So, remember, fans, new news soon :-)
15th February 2010
Here at the Holy George Executive, we can report that today, following months of intensive Robbi Studios activity,Holy George have completed their latest opus, Crazy To Stay. And, pop pickers, we know you'll be... crazy to miss it !!
Oh yes !!
Oh yes !!
15th February 2010
New news today !!