14th December 2011: Lawks!
Well, they say that no news is good news and therefore if we follow that line of reasoning we have an astounding amount of good news for you.
Which is to say we have no news.
No, not a thing.
Not even a small thing.
Not even a tiny thing that you can look at and say, "goodness me, isn't that tiny" and be amazed at the tininess of it
all.
Good news or what?
Which is to say we have no news.
No, not a thing.
Not even a small thing.
Not even a tiny thing that you can look at and say, "goodness me, isn't that tiny" and be amazed at the tininess of it
all.
Good news or what?
29th March 2011: Crash Bang Wallop!
The Holy George Executive can barely find the breath to announce it but, lo, announce it we must!! Hot on the things that you find in shoes when you have your feet in them of our last news announcement of NEW NEWS only last week (give or take a day or two) we bring you MORE NEW NEWS!!!
YES! MORE NEW NEWS!!!
Incredible though it may seem we are happy to announce (well, we say happy, more not unhappy really) another tune. This NEW NEWS is not to be mistaken for the same NEW NEWS that we had last week (previous proviso regarding
addition or subtraction of days still applies) but, in fact, absolutely and totally NEW NEWS in its own right!
HURRAH!!
So, once again we say, get along to the musicality page or press the play button languishing at the bottom of this page
and be entertained. Or not. Nevertheless, press the play button anyway and we will promise not to make any tenuous jokes such as the one that accompanied our last ALL NEW NEW NEWS!
The tune you're looking for is called PIL.
We're not entirely sure why.
Holy George
:-)
YES! MORE NEW NEWS!!!
Incredible though it may seem we are happy to announce (well, we say happy, more not unhappy really) another tune. This NEW NEWS is not to be mistaken for the same NEW NEWS that we had last week (previous proviso regarding
addition or subtraction of days still applies) but, in fact, absolutely and totally NEW NEWS in its own right!
HURRAH!!
So, once again we say, get along to the musicality page or press the play button languishing at the bottom of this page
and be entertained. Or not. Nevertheless, press the play button anyway and we will promise not to make any tenuous jokes such as the one that accompanied our last ALL NEW NEW NEWS!
The tune you're looking for is called PIL.
We're not entirely sure why.
Holy George
:-)
22nd March 2011: Shock Horror Newsflash!
The Holy George Executive were on the brink (or even possibly slightly past it and actually holding on by one final, slowly creaking and ripping torturously from the last remaining strips and fragments of cuticle, fingernail), of announcing once again that there was in fact no news and draw a line under everything for the rest of the year when, suddenly, lo, there was news!
Hurrah! Hurrah for news!
And this was not old news, re-hashed and re-packaged in a different colour, possibly tied with ribbon and/or brightly coloured string but, in fact, brand spanking new news!
Hurrah! Hurrah for brand spanking new news!
We know - you are as underwhelmed as we are. We can feel your vibe.
Nevertheless, new news is exactly what it is and, therefore, the Holy George Executive now bring you new news (not old news - we just wanted to clarify that… again) of a new piece of musicality that you can listen to, download or even play with in the bath with the correct water-proofing precautions.
Yes indeed.
So go now to our musicality page or even simply press the musicality button at the bottom of this page and let the sounds assail your ears or, because this sentence has been deliberately written to allow this desperately bad piece of wordplay that is about to happen, happen, batter them. Geddit? Batter them. Batter them? Batter your ears? Batter as in assail. Yes? Oh come on… It's the title of the new song: Batter. Do keep up.
And stop smirking at the back…
Holy
George
:-)
Hurrah! Hurrah for news!
And this was not old news, re-hashed and re-packaged in a different colour, possibly tied with ribbon and/or brightly coloured string but, in fact, brand spanking new news!
Hurrah! Hurrah for brand spanking new news!
We know - you are as underwhelmed as we are. We can feel your vibe.
Nevertheless, new news is exactly what it is and, therefore, the Holy George Executive now bring you new news (not old news - we just wanted to clarify that… again) of a new piece of musicality that you can listen to, download or even play with in the bath with the correct water-proofing precautions.
Yes indeed.
So go now to our musicality page or even simply press the musicality button at the bottom of this page and let the sounds assail your ears or, because this sentence has been deliberately written to allow this desperately bad piece of wordplay that is about to happen, happen, batter them. Geddit? Batter them. Batter them? Batter your ears? Batter as in assail. Yes? Oh come on… It's the title of the new song: Batter. Do keep up.
And stop smirking at the back…
Holy
George
:-)
12th February 2011: What A Howler!
The Holy George Executive would like to apologise for a recent email communication to its legion of fan with regard to the spelling of the word anchovies. Unfortunately the letter 's' was missed off from the end of the word which might give the impression that the individual responsible for the error is an illiterate cretin. This is, of course, correct – they are. However, we apologise for any trauma that this may have caused our legion of fan and trust that you will continue to have a rich and fulfilling life in spite of this heinous occurrence.
Thank you.
Holy George
:-)
Thank you.
Holy George
:-)
11th February 2011: Vaguely Contrived News!
Well,
it's been quite some time since we posted any kind of news here. This is because there hasn't been any news. Well, actually, there has been plenty of news since we last posted any kind of news here but all the news that has happened has, in fact, been news that hasn't actually had anything whatsoever to do with us and, therefore, as you can read all about all the other news that hasn't anything to do with us in lots of other places, there seemed little point in posting that sort of news here. Because, let's be honest, all the news that you would expect to read here you would expect to be about us. And as that sort of news wouldn't be, well, people might become confused. We might become confused for goodness sakes and then where would we be? In fact, we might already be confused so therefore we have to ask where are we? And if we were, or are confused, and even if we could establish where we were or even are, then we
would only become even more confused by further confusion and then where would be then? And why? You can see the problem, I'm sure...
So then...
As we were saying it has been some time since we posted any news (about us, not about anybody else - which, as already stated, we haven't posted either for the aforementioned reason) so we have decided that now would be as
good a time as any to post some news. In posting the news we are about to post, we would like to point out that this is not in fact new news but news of quite an old nature - although it has to be also said that this old news has not been
posted before and, therefore, is probably actually new news to some extent if you look at it in the right light and squint a bit.
Anyway... new old news...
Recently, we found languishing on one of the Holy George hard drives some footage, possibly yardage, or even metreage depending on your measuring stick inclination, of the old b******s sometimes known as Holy George
brandishing their instruments in what used to be the home of one of their groupies and purveyor of fine herbal teas. No, really. Do not stand aghast like that, it could cause you skeletal-muscular problems in later life.
Still...
The Holy George Executive therefore, on the discovery of said footage, yardage, metreage, etc, decided to place it onto the world wide webbery for the entertainment of its legion of fan. There are no new songs to be experienced in this incredible archival release but why not listen to the same old songs again and relive those Holy George moments one more time with feeling. And possibly a biscuit. And a cup of herbal tea. And a Mars Bar. Or something. A piece of cheese perhaps.
You can engage in the beating of the dead horse HERE
it's been quite some time since we posted any kind of news here. This is because there hasn't been any news. Well, actually, there has been plenty of news since we last posted any kind of news here but all the news that has happened has, in fact, been news that hasn't actually had anything whatsoever to do with us and, therefore, as you can read all about all the other news that hasn't anything to do with us in lots of other places, there seemed little point in posting that sort of news here. Because, let's be honest, all the news that you would expect to read here you would expect to be about us. And as that sort of news wouldn't be, well, people might become confused. We might become confused for goodness sakes and then where would we be? In fact, we might already be confused so therefore we have to ask where are we? And if we were, or are confused, and even if we could establish where we were or even are, then we
would only become even more confused by further confusion and then where would be then? And why? You can see the problem, I'm sure...
So then...
As we were saying it has been some time since we posted any news (about us, not about anybody else - which, as already stated, we haven't posted either for the aforementioned reason) so we have decided that now would be as
good a time as any to post some news. In posting the news we are about to post, we would like to point out that this is not in fact new news but news of quite an old nature - although it has to be also said that this old news has not been
posted before and, therefore, is probably actually new news to some extent if you look at it in the right light and squint a bit.
Anyway... new old news...
Recently, we found languishing on one of the Holy George hard drives some footage, possibly yardage, or even metreage depending on your measuring stick inclination, of the old b******s sometimes known as Holy George
brandishing their instruments in what used to be the home of one of their groupies and purveyor of fine herbal teas. No, really. Do not stand aghast like that, it could cause you skeletal-muscular problems in later life.
Still...
The Holy George Executive therefore, on the discovery of said footage, yardage, metreage, etc, decided to place it onto the world wide webbery for the entertainment of its legion of fan. There are no new songs to be experienced in this incredible archival release but why not listen to the same old songs again and relive those Holy George moments one more time with feeling. And possibly a biscuit. And a cup of herbal tea. And a Mars Bar. Or something. A piece of cheese perhaps.
You can engage in the beating of the dead horse HERE