Sometimes it is hard to keep track of exactly what is going on in life; sometimes it is the price of cheese, sometimes it is the weather and sometimes it is where the hell did that last year go to?
The latter is a particularly tricky question in some respects, those respects being that I personally haven't really got a clue as to what the answer is. I mean, yes, okay, if I sit and think about it for a few hours then I dare say I'll be able to map out a few salient points and perhaps vaguely recall some bits and pieces between the salient points and then, with a bit of luck, possibly have some kind of broad if ever so vague overview of the last year.
But, as I can't be arsed to do that, quite simply, I have no idea where the last year went to.
The last time I wrote anything here I started off by stating the fact that I hadn't written anything here for a long time. Well… I'll see that long time and raise it to even longer.
Why is this?
Good question.
Fortunately, that answer is one that I can make up as I go along and therefore don't need to do any research as such, so there is not need to map salient points and/or other miscellaneous bollocks…
Ooh… he said bollocks.
He did, he did.
Anyway…
Moving on to the reason for the absence…
As you may or may not know, both myself and Simonitov have highly developed apathy glands that can eat the average run of the mill or even professional, starred for their countries procrastinators for breakfast.
Without touching the sides.
And that's it.
Apathetic bastards the pair of us and that's pretty much why I haven't written a thing here.
Well, that and the fact that some of the things that do cross my mind are probably not of great interest to any of you. And even if they are, they shouldn't be.
Oh yes.
Or possibly, oh no.
Indeed.
Shut up at the back.
Damned hecklers.
Anyway…
You may now be asking yourselves why I have now reappeared to write these words after such a very long absence and, if you are, then my question to you would be: haven't you got anything better to do than loiter around websites where nothing ever changes from month to month to month to month, etc, etc, ad lib 'til fade…
Obviously not.
In which case…
I have reappeared here to write these things after such a very long absence because I haven't written anything here for a very long time and thought I ought to make the effort.
And now I have.
I suspect it wasn't worth the effort but at least it gave me something to do while the kettle was boiling.
:)
Steve B
The latter is a particularly tricky question in some respects, those respects being that I personally haven't really got a clue as to what the answer is. I mean, yes, okay, if I sit and think about it for a few hours then I dare say I'll be able to map out a few salient points and perhaps vaguely recall some bits and pieces between the salient points and then, with a bit of luck, possibly have some kind of broad if ever so vague overview of the last year.
But, as I can't be arsed to do that, quite simply, I have no idea where the last year went to.
The last time I wrote anything here I started off by stating the fact that I hadn't written anything here for a long time. Well… I'll see that long time and raise it to even longer.
Why is this?
Good question.
Fortunately, that answer is one that I can make up as I go along and therefore don't need to do any research as such, so there is not need to map salient points and/or other miscellaneous bollocks…
Ooh… he said bollocks.
He did, he did.
Anyway…
Moving on to the reason for the absence…
As you may or may not know, both myself and Simonitov have highly developed apathy glands that can eat the average run of the mill or even professional, starred for their countries procrastinators for breakfast.
Without touching the sides.
And that's it.
Apathetic bastards the pair of us and that's pretty much why I haven't written a thing here.
Well, that and the fact that some of the things that do cross my mind are probably not of great interest to any of you. And even if they are, they shouldn't be.
Oh yes.
Or possibly, oh no.
Indeed.
Shut up at the back.
Damned hecklers.
Anyway…
You may now be asking yourselves why I have now reappeared to write these words after such a very long absence and, if you are, then my question to you would be: haven't you got anything better to do than loiter around websites where nothing ever changes from month to month to month to month, etc, etc, ad lib 'til fade…
Obviously not.
In which case…
I have reappeared here to write these things after such a very long absence because I haven't written anything here for a very long time and thought I ought to make the effort.
And now I have.
I suspect it wasn't worth the effort but at least it gave me something to do while the kettle was boiling.
:)
Steve B